Dwarf Mountain Pine
Now, this is a story all about how
This shrub got assigned as the tree of mine
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
We’ll tell you how it became the tree called the dwarf mountain pine
In south central Europe born and raised
On the mountain was where It spent most of its days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all soaking up the sun by the natural pool,
When a couple of guys who were up to some good
Brought the plant over to our neighborhood
It dropped one of its cones and it got really scared
It said I’m movin’ with some guys to New Haven, better beware
They assigned us our tree,
Number 23,
We went to look for it,
I said Jen where does it sit?
It must be small,
I cant find it at all!
Oh snap there it is!
That’s not a tree – its so much smaller than me.
At first we must admit, we really did judge it,
But then we got surprised by this little guy,
And how he survives and thrives
Dwarf mountain pine,
Like a foot high,
Its so small got no dbh but its fine,
Needle-like leaves you best believes
This tree went 0 to a hundred real quick.
Flowers? Yeah they’re there,
But not to put in your hair,
They bud in the spring, yellow or pink
Giving this little shrub all his bling.
Cones what are those? They carry the seeds,
And aid in all the reproductive deeds!
They could be brown or grey,
Whose to really say, either way their bae.
This little tree produces turpentine,
Which can sterilize lots – its so clean,
It can clear out your pathways when you got a lot of gunk,
Dang – this trees a slam dunk!
Dwarf mountain pine,
Like a foot high,
Its so small got no dbh but its fine,
Needle-like leaves you best believes
This tree went 0 to a hundred real quick.
It grows in the spring and the summer,
Heck yeah that’s not a bummer,
But its growth is slow,
Yeah- that kind of blows,
Its got densely packed leaves,
They might scratch up your knees,
But another good thing its not a home for bees!
Its got a lot of names,
But its not his fault, don’t blame
In the beginning of this rap, you thought he was lame,
But now you know his greatness – that was our aim.
Peace out